Kash sighed. They really needed to get back on task, but… dammit, he loved her too much to tell her no.

“If we deviate from our current mission long enough for you to get some signed copies,” he said softly, “can I never again call our bed ‘the forbidden lair of our unscrupulous union’ ever again?”

Calynn looked up at him, chin resting on his chest, a slight grin already forming.

“You always get that line wrong.”

Have you ever been hit by a tooth? That’s weird, right?

One creep. Two creep. Three creeps hit the floor…

And then the Tooth Fairy showed up.

“Strip him naked and lay another drunk guy on top of him,” Nura said, eyes sparkling. “The older and hairier the better.”

New Captain’s Blog just dropped and this one hits different ❤️

Kash finally shows Calynn the Hayes Homestead… the farm Mama Hayes (Relyna) dreamed up. He shares how he and Nacori took leave after she passed to finish it, the happy memories, and then little Rosie yells “Uncle Kash!”

Tender, emotional, and a little flirty. Exactly what the crew needed today.

#KashAndCalynn #AlleycatCrew #SciFiRomance #FoundFamily #SpaceOpera #IndieSciFi

Kash jokes about retiring to a quiet moon. Calynn loses it at the thought of boredom. Hilarious Alleycat Crew banter, flirty threats, and zero vegetables in this fun sci-fi romance vignette. Perfect laugh for anyone facing real-life retirement!

Kash vs. free samples and shiny dresses. Spoiler: he loses spectacularly. Full short on the Captain's Blog! 🚀 #KashAndCalynn #SciFiRomance

A quiet date night, terrible food, and an unexpected performance turn into something far more memorable than planned.